THE BURMESE ALBINO'S QUEST FOR 4G UTOPIA

The burning sun beat down on the back of our loyal steed as we forged through the sandy desert. The air shimmered with a mirage, promising relief in the form of a sparkling oasis. We were on a mission to find the elusive signal – 4G Bliss – a mythical state of connectivity whispered about in stories around the campfire. We'd been journeying O